A few weeks ago, BULBASAUR got to explore what it’s like to be a practitioner of one of humanity’s greatest and most morally-unfailing professions: modeling.

BULBASAUR must admit… BULBASAUR thinks he may have missed out on his true calling in life. BULBASAUR is pretty sure BULBASAUR’s got what it takes.

BULBASAUR may have watched a few too many Next Top Model reruns these last few days, but Tyra has taught BULBASAUR so much. Soft hands, strong poses, alive eyes.

Do’s: Looking as young as Togepi. Photograph looking as expensive as a Persian. Be as fierce as a Growlithe. Energize the room with your presence, like Raichu. Exhibit as much cuteness as Eevee wearing a propeller hat eating a rice ball, and you’ll be as rich and successful as Giovanni.

Don’ts: Don’t photograph old, or you’ll be mistaken for Graveller’s great aunt Hilda. If you look as darling as Mew, you’ve gone too far. Fierceness is necessary in this business, but no one hires bitches like Electrode, who blow up worse than Naomi Campbell at an assistant who brought a nonfat latte, instead of a fatfree one.

THE NERVE.

Check out BULBASAUR’s pictures and judge for yourself though!!

BULBASAUR in the happiest place on Earth! BULBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAA LOVEEEEEE EEE!!

Oh yes. It’s been uncovered. FINALLY.

BULBASAUR is fancy. A connoisseur of all fine things, one might say.

In the past few weeks, BULBASAUR has discovered a love of cooking and re-discovered BULBASAUR’s love of exploring and adventuring.

BULBASAUR may be a romantic, but it’s BULBASAUR’s life and BULBASAUR wouldn’t have it any other way.

LOVE and KISSES from BULBASAUR. <3

BULBASAUR went to his first midnight premiere for a movie yesterday evening! We watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! In preparation for this new movie, BULBY has watched all previous 6 films this last week! BULBASAUR met many Harry Potter and surprisingly, BULBASAUR enthusiasts too! WONDERFUL!!

Oh BULBY had such fun!

BULBY first arrived with BULBY’s master at around 7:30 PM and the lines were already wrapped around the building! But no worries, BULBY and his friends got very good seats in the center aisle.

While BULBY waited for midnight to arrive, BULBY took many pictures with both Harry Potter fans who dressed up for the event and BULBASAUR supporters! The costumes were fun, creative, enthusiastic, and even though we had to wait outside in the cold November weather, BULBY enjoyed it oh so much!

Also while BULBY awaited the film opening with his group, BULBY met many old friends of BULBY’s master! It was a delightful evening on so many levels!

PLEASE explore BULBY’s many pictures and memories of the evening!

BULBASAUR has a fantastic Halloween weekend with BULBASAUR’s new friends! BULBASAUR and friends went trick-or-treating and had lots of adventures, which BULBASAUR had never done before!

First, BULBASAUR also had a merry old time at a magical place called Tom’s Farms! There were many rides and splendiferous treats and CHO KAWAII kodomo!!

That means ‘VERY CUTE KIDS’ in Japanese!!! Many had very nice costumes! BULBASAUR wished he had a good costume to live up to the kids’ standards but BULBASAUR was previously unacquainted with the ways of American Halloween!!

Please look at BULBASAUR’s pictures and enjoy!! Next year, he would like to dress up as his yuujin (BEST FRIEND) SQUIRTLE!!!

BULBY enjoyed a beautiful, sunny California day with his friend Josh! Josh also has a Tumblr, and you should definitely explore it: http://itsjoshv.tumblr.com/ :]

We started the day off by eating pho and drinking milk tea with boba!! Have you ever had pho??? It’s MMMMmmmmm-Mmmm good!! BULBY has decided that he very much enjoys Vietnamese cuisine! BULBASAUR tries to be more multicultural everyday!

Later, we drove around the Inland Empire, looking for new Pokemon to capture! We did not find any that day, unfortunately. :{ SO SAD. BULBY wanted new friends!

Do you have any new friends for BULBASAUR?

This is what BULBASAUR does in BULBASAUR’s spare time. =D

BULBASAUR enjoyed a night of beautiful choral music! BULBASAUR also enjoyed fancying himself up for the occasion. BULBASAUR think BULBASAUR looks very dapper indeed with his bowtie.

BULBASAUR very much enjoyed his visit to The Magic Castle!